I may have had to get in through the passenger door, but I still miss it!
I see stars so often that if I ever get attacked by fireflies, I won’t even know it.
– SlackerMark on February 3rd, 2011
I’m not sober, I’m hungover.
– SlackerMark on February 12th, 2012
You’re a hooker?!
– Grandma on December 25th, 2010
My New Year’s resolution is to be lazy everyday.
It’s win win; if I get something done in a day than I’ve accomplished that, but if I don’t do anything for a day than I’ve accomplished my goal. So either way I accomplish something every day.
I used to be a pirate, but they paid me in gold coins and it’s almost impossible to spend foreign currency.
– SlackerMark on March 29th, 2009 in Lincoln City, OR